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Agent Newsletter June 2018

Jokes of the Day

Miracle Cure?

Boy-laughingDoctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor’s office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her head held high.

A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this rushed up to the little old lady and said, “It’s a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you’re walking erect. What did that doctor do?”

“Gave me a longer cane.”

Getting Out of Jury Duty

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can’t they do without you at work?

Juror: Yes, but I don’ t want them to know it.

First Fight

A young couple were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while, the husband said: “When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey.”

His bride replied: “I know. But I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding.”

Silence Pun

At a wedding I attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead.

As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, “Dad, you have some of their albums!”

Fred-McGuireNeed to report a claim? Call someone you know.

If you have a claim, question or concern, call me on my cell phone for easy response.

Fred McGuire (320) 333-5383

Inspiration for Your Day

By Fred McGuire

Sometimes it is important for all of us to view something inspirational. Here are some of my recent favorites. Click on the YouTube links to view.

Make an Impact: Inspirational Video   2:30
Make an Impact

One of the BEST motivational videos I’ve ever seen  1:16
One of the Best

The Butterfly Circus  22:00

The Death Crawl Scene from Facing the Giants  5:36
Death Crawl

Jim Rohn: Change Yourself   9:30
Jim Rohn

The Butterfly Effect: Andy Andrews   9:40

Joni Eareckson Tada found Hope in midst of Despair  8:23

Regional Employee of the Year!

Regional Employee of the Year!Each year ServiceMaster corporate selects 2 employees from each region to be recognized for their outstanding contributions to the ServiceMaster brand and adherence to 8 specific winning behaviors.

We are proud to announce that we received notice recently that our very own Jerold Anderson was selected as the 2018 Western Regional Employee of the Year.   Jerold was recognized at the ServiceMaster spring workshop in Las Vegas for his contributions to the ServiceMaster brand.
Congratulations Jerold, and thank you for 25 years of service.

A Word from Our Customers

A word from our customers - SVMPS NewsletterThe following are quotes from our recent customers:
  • “Everyone that I was in contact with was amazing! Kind, understanding and helpful I couldn’t have asked for anything better!!  Not sure how you get so many employees to be so customer oriented but keep it up. They were like angels from heaven!!” – R.C.
  • “Everyone was very friendly and through cleaning up after the fire. Thank you!” – S.P.
  • “The speed in which you responded to my problem. Great service people.” – K.M.
  • “Excellent communication!!! Very knowledgeable team that will really try to restore to original condition. Jake is an excellent crew lead, thanks guys!” – R.M.

Movie to Watch

Apple Mortgage CakeApple Mortgage Cake

Angela Logan is a single mother with three teenage boys, a completely chaotic life, and a house that’s falling apart, the same house where she sat in the kitchen as a child and listened to her grandmother’s stories about the joys of baking.

Now, with the basement flooded, the roof collapsing, a mountain of debt and 10 days to pay her mortgage and taxes, Angela risks everything and decides to bake her way out of her mess, selling her amazing apple cakes to save her family and home from foreclosure.

Book To Read

Her Mother's Hope by Francine RiversHer Mother’s Hope by Francine Rivers

Her Mother’s Hope explores the complicated relationship between family matriarch Marta and her daughter, Hildemara Rose. On the eve of the First World War, fiery Marta Schneider leaves Switzerland and her difficult childhood behind, determined to find a new life on her own terms.

Barely out of her teens, Marta is haunted by a devastating loss that fuels her ambition to one day own a hotel. From the cramped quarters of a French housekeeping school to the portrait-lined halls of a stately English manner, Marta becomes a hard-working domestic who has little time to dwell on what might have been. Instead, she draws her strength from what could be.

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