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ServiceMaster Professional Services #4045

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Adjuster Insider Newsletter July 2020

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Jokes of the Day

Apology

Boy-laughingCustomer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop:

“Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers.”

Cashier’s reply:

“That’ll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an apology to my wife!”

School Counselor

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, “Would you like me to be your friend?”

The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone?”

“Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!”

The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, “The Lord thy God is one,” but I think He must be a lot older than that.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh’s people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to me, “Close the door! Were you born in a barn?” It would be nice to say, “As a matter of fact, I was.”)

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn’t stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.


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Serving 32 counties in East Central, Northwoods,
South Central, Southwest Minnesota and the Twin Cities.

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New CE Classes in 2019Testimonials from free Zoom CE Classes:

  • I just want to give you a huge thank you for being able to do this online.
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If you have a claim, question or concern, call Fred on his cell phone for easy response. (320) 333-5383

Don’t Worry About It

It’s important to be reminded about what we already know. Worry is not our friend, and panic is not the best way. Solomon says, “If you faint in the day of adversity, your strength is small”. Let us not be people who are governed by fear.

Corrie ten Boom lived courageously in the face of Nazi leadership as a prisoner in German concentration camps during WWII—a different form of deadly virus. She reminds us, “Worry doesn’t empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength.”

Worry accomplishes nothing except weakness of will and purpose. It’s been said that 90 percent of the things we worry or become panicked about never happen, and the other 10 percent are outside our control.

While we remain on alert against viruses of hate or disease, worrying won’t change our circumstances or lower our chance of infection by either of them. It won’t help us fight off illness or move us to action. Worrying about COVID-19 (or anything else) will only increase stress.

Remind yourself continually: it takes the same amount of energy to worry as to have faith. One leads to peace, the other to panic. Choose carefully.


Now A Word From Our Customers

Customer Reviews

ServiceMaster acted very quickly and professionally to handle the water issues in our new home. Thank you so kindly and stay safe!!! – Bemidji

Prompt, thorough, knowledgeable, and very professional. – Chaska

Shawn was excellent to work with. – Willmar

Your quick response to bring fans and start the drying response was great. The pack out crew was a great help to get everything out of our wet basement so we could start the demolition process to restore our basement. – Winthrop

Efficient and thorough. – St Cloud

Came in, got the job done. Full-service professionals. – Marshall

Efficient, timely, good job monitoring water damage in our home, excellent communication. – Park Rapids


Book To Read

Dorian GrayThe Picture of Dorian Gray
By Oscar Wilde

At your library, favorite bookstore or for free at CLICK HERE.

Dorian Gray was a handsome rich person with beautiful eyes. Basil was a very good painter and he painted a portrait of Dorian Gray. When Basil finished the portrait it was so beautiful that Dorian made a wish that his appearance would stay the same and the picture would grow older day by day.

As time passed, Dorian became an evil man and killed Basil because he was the man who painted the portrait. After that Dorian changed very much. In the end, Dorian decided to destroy the picture and the ending will surprise every reader .


Movie to Watch

August RushAugust Rush

An infant secretly given away by Lyla’s father has grown into an unusually gifted child who hears music all around him and can turn the rustling of wind through a wheat field into a beautiful symphony. He holds an unwavering belief that his parents are alive and want him as much as he wants them. Determined to search for them, he makes his way to New York City. He picks up a guitar for the first time and unleashes an impromptu performance in his own unique style. Wizard names him August Rush, introduces him to the soul-stirring power of music and begins to draw out his extraordinary talent. August believes that if his parents can hear his music, they will find him.

Available on NetFlix or other sources.


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